You used a lot of clichés when you broke up: I will always love you, you’re my best friend and I don’t want to lose that, it’s not you it’s me.
Now I’m doing what you didn’t have the balls to do. I’m making it a clean break, and I’m doing it using another cliché: Love changes everything, I can’t be your friend, it’s all or nothing.
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
I want to read this!
i think this is my new favourite book. :)) (and please let me know when someone finds a download link, apparently the only one is on rapidshare and requires some fucked up password. :D )